Hobbit foot

Visual description of a hairy bush or sascrotch that looks eerily similar to the top of a Hobbit's hairy foot.

That hippie girl probably has a Hobbit foot under that tye-dye dress.

by Big Jared May 11, 2014

Little Hobbit

A name for someone you love who is a little short but always there to help! They are always understanding, and know exactly how to make you feel loved and happy!

''You see him? He's my little hobbit!''

by sandy and me March 23, 2020

Walmart Hobbit

Someone of small stature, generally a female whom frequents Walmart. This normally occurs during late night hours in an attempt to " Hook up " with another patron. A Walmart Hobbit also likes to publish their where abouts ( Walmart ) on popular social media in an attempt to draw in their prey.

A friend of mine was working with me one night when his Walmart Hobbit posted on social media that she would be at said store, then shortly there after my friend then placed an outside food order in order to meet his Hobbit.

by Dante' 2013568974 June 24, 2013

Bad Hobbit

A bad hobbit is easier to kick
than a bad habit.

Tried to kick a bad habit by moving to New Zealand, but ended up kicking a bad hobbit way sooner.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Lesbian Hobbit

Short lesbian people with hairy feet, commonly found at Gamestops and Walmarts.
Likes dried apricots.

Walmarter A: I had to go through a lesbian hobbit to get these peeps!
Walmarter B: Yeah, I have to shop at whole foods now...

by IanPeterFreeley May 27, 2015

Slobbin' the Hobbit

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.

"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

angry hobbit

a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for shiting in plastic bags.

man 1. 'is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?'
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.

by ravey davey October 6, 2009