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Hazel

A spastic woman who has nonce tendencies

May also be attracted to people called Robert
See that spastic looking at Robert, she’s definitely a Hazel!
by HazRob July 24, 2025
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Hazel

A shy, quiet girl who is secretly savage as fuck to annoying little shits. Most guys either had or have a crush on her. Is also drop-dead gorgeous.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Hazel anywhere?
Person 2: Yeah, I we got into a fight
Person 1: Did you win?
Person 2: I have a black eye and a broken nose, Nathan, what do you think?
by You Motherduckin Duckhead October 18, 2025
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Hazel Levesque

Badass daughter of pluto who has an adorkable relationship with Frank Zhang and will kick your weak motherfucker ass if you piss her off
Piper Mclean: Do I got the booty?
Hazel Levesque: Yeah you got the booty
by Jbro123 December 30, 2013
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Hazel Grace Lancaster

The novel’s narrator and 16-year-old protagonist. An astute and remarkably conscientious girl, Hazel was diagnosed at age thirteen with a terminal form of thyroid cancer that has since spread to her lungs. She keeps most people at a distance, knowing her death will ultimately hurt them, until she falls in love with Augustus.
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Why are you staring at me?
Augustus: Because you're beautiful.
by BeMyAugustusWaters.Okay? June 21, 2014
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Hazel Eyed Pit

A slang way to say a player. In saying Hazel eyed you're stating his or her (but most commonly a male) attractiveness. And say pit is short for pitbull- you're calling this person a dog.
Keisha: Dang Jay is looking fine tonight
Queeda: Na, that boy ain't nothing but a hazel eyed pit, did you hear what he did to Melissa? Got in her panties then tried to talk to her cousin.
by Remedy 3.0 March 6, 2010
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Hazel Angel

A girl that exclusively goes for Mexican guys
That's like her fourth Mexican this month, she's such a hazel angel
by PRINCE18 September 14, 2015
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Hazel Grace

A girl who lived to be seventeen years old against all odds. She was used to being the sickest person in a room until she ultimately met Augustus Waters, the star-crossed love of her life (and Isaac, whom she met first). From the book that just feeds off of feels, I present you to the female protagonist of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green who partakes in a love that was doomed from the start.
"I am not a mathematician, but I know this: There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There's .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities... There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I'm likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn't trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful." Quote by Hazel Grace from TFIOS.

Friend: Hey, you should read The Fault In Our Stars
~After reading~
Sera: I love you present tense, tfios. Now I will read you again and slowly cry myself to pieces.

It's not cool to flip an Augustus Waters on us readers and turn us into versions of Hazel Grace, authors.
by random4639 May 18, 2014
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