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Definitions by HazRob
Hazel
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A
spastic
woman who has nonce
tendencies
May also be
attracted
to people called Robert
See that
spastic
looking
at Robert, she’s
definitely
a Hazel!
Hazel
by
HazRob
July 24, 2025
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Negative Nonce
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A person who likes
children
and also has a bad
attitude
and can be rude to her
suspects
.
Oh Hazel is
such a
negative
nonce to
Robert
Negative Nonce
by
HazRob
July 24, 2025
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