Definitions by HazRob

Hazel

A spastic woman who has nonce tendencies

May also be attracted to people called Robert

See that spastic looking at Robert, she’s definitely a Hazel!

Hazel by HazRob July 24, 2025

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A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.

Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert

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