gatio (gay-she-oh)

The ratio of homosexuality relative to a certain situation.

One guy with one or more girls- straight 0% gatio
two guys with one girl- 50% gay
two guys with 49 girls - 2% gay
one guy with one gay guy - 100 % gay
Two guys with one guy (three guys) -platonic love N/A

Two guys with three girls- what is his gatio (gay-she-oh) ?

66% gay





Look at that guy in the hot tub with three chicks. If one is a trany, what is his gatio? (trick question)


Two guys with two girls - 0% gay

by dickdorian February 21, 2009

Goatism

To announce what was already said by another, in an idiotic fashion using similar wording but not directly repeating what was said before by the other person

2.An idiot's version of sarchasm but doesnt have the intent of being sarchastic therefore making the person sound like Greg.E

3.To overlook one's common sense value for their own idiocy.

Person A: ''well ryan doing that ...well that would be like shooting in the dark''

Person B: (goatism)
''well you see ryan thats like shooting blindly and not knowing where your shooting''

by G- Reg October 17, 2008

Goatism

When who makes sounds like "Eh la doo" or "gagagagaga." Usually 5" or smaller. Related to the famous pinhead pak

Goatism is when you make annoying sounds.

by Pomp33 April 4, 2015

gaytits

Gay porn where men rub their dicks against each other's nipples

Jan was so horny, he gave Ben gaytits

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017

The Gratis Grotto

1)The Gatis Grotto: Free Cave/Cavern;

2)used on the IGN message boards for the free trial boards for:
2a)n00bs
2b)The Vestibule

OMG, IGN changed the name of the the boards to The Gratis Grotto! OMGWTF!?

by Rad5566 April 3, 2004

cheese grating

the act of scraping the dried post sex cum butter out of one's underwater preferably with teeth.

I asked her if she swallows and she asked me if I was into cheese grating?

by scrilla douche` January 8, 2018

sexual gratification

Sexual gratification is the need or want for sex from someone specific.

If you haven't had sex with your spouse in awhile "It's not about an organism! It's about sexual gratification "

by Urban Doctor August 23, 2016