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Guidelines

Guidelines are made for people who are stupid, or who have an attitude problem that affects their decisions.

Guidelines are there to protect us from morons and the emotionally unstable.
Man at an Empoyment Service interview desk: I'd really shaft this guy, because I have an attitude problem about his sort, but unfortunately I must follow the guidelines laid down, for idiots like me.
by itsbarticusthe5th August 25, 2010
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Guidera

A supposedly Irish surname that sounds more Italian, pronounced "guh-dare'-uh". Lineage is "black Irish", which are actually pasty white folks with dark hair and huge noggins, sometimes suffering from gigantism.
Dude, did you check out the monster big dome on that Will-Ferrell-look-a-like mofo Buzzy Guidera!?
by TheRedRocket June 10, 2011
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guidedistrict

Fucking Femboy With Dog Shit Aim in CW.

( He want vxlkzients to recommend him some new songs!!!)
Butter_Jello : "guide you sucks at CW"
guidedistrict : "Shit Up CUH!@1@!@##"
by vxlkzientsbigfan June 5, 2022
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guider boy

A young male entry position at a brothel. Guides the penis into a waiting orifice... Also entails clean up duties
Bobby got his first job as a guider boy at the local brothel
by hogguy2000 May 16, 2018
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Guidel

Chill guy,loves to play basket ball.
Attracts girls by making that one facial expression. Loving,caring and smart always has anwsers to questions when he actually tries.
But even tho he likes laughing and humor sometimes if you get him mad, you better give him some space.

But in general hes a guy you want to have in your group of friends.

If you're ever in a bad mood just go to him.

Guidel's just a good person in general.
Guidel is a good guy.
by Blblblgeneticist October 23, 2020
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glidedvr

Best gorilla tag player, can juke anyone and is better than TTTpig and erik1515. He will never get tagged.
Oh no that’s glidedvr
I’m so scared of gludedvr
by Glidedvr February 24, 2022
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portal guide

1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.

Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.
"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."
by yourheartisaportal May 29, 2016
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