Guff

To fart secretly

Guff guffed and murdered bush ranger

by someidiot345 August 10, 2021

Guff

A fortnite skin
Sexy individual specifically great at sniping, both in bed and no-scoping

Person 1: “Bro, there’s a Guff over there, keep your ass down or else we’re gonna get sniped”

Person 2: “I will gladly let a Guff snipe me from behind!” (Person 2 smirks)

by Nixilixn February 5, 2022

GUFF

(G)irl (U) (F)inally (F)ucked

*when you meet your friends new girlfriend *
“hey bro, is this the guff?”
“yeah man this is her!”

by bigbrickdaddy June 7, 2022

guff

The sitcky, burnt, black part of a roasted marshmallow.

After I was finished roasting a marshmallow over the fire, I accidentally dropped it on my hand and the guff stuck to it.

by Mac2410102410 February 8, 2010

Guff!

Ten Hags Manchester United!

Manchester United are guff!

by ReemTeam1 April 23, 2024

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose June 7, 2018

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021