Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Guff

Guff is a way to call someone fat.

Friend: Hey your so guff!
You: :(

by MidFNBR November 16, 2025

Guff Fuckler

A Guff Fuckler is someone who is under the height of 5 Foot 6 (167 cm), greasy long hair and are usually an overall unhygienic and dirty person.

"Chris is such a Guff Fuckler"

by TB50Cal January 18, 2025

Guff

Can mean whatever you want it to mean and when people ask you gotta say it’s an Arkansa thing

What the guff? Or I’m about to guff!

by Kankanmop June 27, 2024

Lil Guff

A little ass kid from the hood who tries to act hard, similar to 'lil jit'

Can also mean someone that's significantly younger than you.

''You a lil guff stop playin with me''

''Yo mans a lil ass guff he ain't gon do nun''

by 392mak April 14, 2024

Guff!

Ten Hags Manchester United!

Manchester United are guff!

by ReemTeam1 April 23, 2024

guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.

I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face

by Ob303 February 23, 2024