Guam

an island in the North Pacific Ocean; part of the Mariana Islands archipelago; USA territory
Coordinates: 13 28 N, 144 47 E

great place to eat some mighty fuckin'awesome tasting barbeque

What?! You don't know where the fuck Guam is?

by sirena January 4, 2004

Guampler

A fucking idiot. Typically this person lies about everything that doesn't even require lying. Usually friendless.

Person: The new Metallica album comes out next year!

Guampler: Yeah I know I love Metallica!

Person: What's your favorite album by them?

Guampler: Uhh I like the... second one.

by Nordan Jorris February 27, 2009

gramporn

Porn featuring the elderly

Yo mama so old she gets paid to do gramporn.

by Beau Guthrie June 22, 2008

gampfem

A subset of faux-feminism that will vouch for GAMs (gynandromorphs) in their feminism. These people are typically known as GAMPs (gynandromorphophiles), and are sexually attracted to feminized men. A gampfem believes males who larp as women belong in their feminism.

That zoomer will defend dick at the detriment of her own oppressed class. She is such a gampfem.

by realradwomyn June 3, 2021

Gampire

a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.

damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires

by Ninja Mook August 6, 2009

Grampire

An older gothic man who is far too old to be hanging out with teenage goth kids or dressing like an Anne Rice character, seen as a sort of father figure by the younger, more impressionable gothic teenagers. He is usually a supplier of hallucenogens and ecstacy in the hopes of bagging a child. In essence, he is a pedophile who wears theatrical makeup and ridiculous pop-in fangs.

Hey, we're all meeting at Sabbath's house tonight, you comin'? No, that guy's a total grampire, don't fall asleep over there.

by A Ling January 16, 2010

guap

a term used for money.

i have alot of guap.

by matt cooney April 29, 2009