Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.

If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.

by whamola99 March 1, 2020

Gooshing

When you cum and it is explosive and goes everywhere

Oh man, I just ejaculated but I was gooshing everywhere!

by GoosherMaster69 September 15, 2020

Grooming

The state of paying for someone else, paying for their rent and food etc. The difference between grooming and sexual grooming is that sexual grooming often leads to more criminal offenses then possible temporary situations. Parents often are considered to groom children for instance.

My mom was grooming me throughout high school.

by anon76889 January 15, 2021

Grooming

Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming

Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss

by Pxpcxnrzi September 9, 2021

gooshing

The act of cooming while you and other male platonic friends wear vibrating butt plugs and/or prostate massagers while under the influence of large quantities of MDMA.

Unless you're homosexual, your top must stay on.

"I was gooshing so hard last night, now I have a huge comedown and my asshole is too sore to sit."

"OMG i'm gonna gooooosh!"

by Happy Psyop World February 21, 2022

Groating

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.

Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"

by Ironpanion May 5, 2022

Grooming

When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.

I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.

by anonymous May 28, 2023