First you get your friends hot mom. Then you get her in bed and get her naked. Then you fuck her and make her squirt in a jar. After that you make her squirt her titty milk into the same jar and mix it well. Then you put it in a cup and refrigerate it. Then when ever your friend wants a drink you tell him its milk. But actually it's your friend's mom's juices.
My friend was being such a dick to me. I had to find the best way to get him back so, I gave him a Goelz. When I told him what I did, he was so grossed out that he threw up the second I told him.
by Chris stop her July 20, 2006
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1. Anything and everything that is cool.
ADJECTIVE
2. Your state of being or situation
NOUN
3. Your body
1. Anything and everything that is cool.
ADJECTIVE
2. Your state of being or situation
NOUN
3. Your body
1. That movie was pretty greel; Holy greel; Oh my greel; That was pretty greel
2. Whats your greel? I'm doing pretty greel; You just got greeled.
3. Move your fat greel; I just hurt my greel; I punched him right in the greel
2. Whats your greel? I'm doing pretty greel; You just got greeled.
3. Move your fat greel; I just hurt my greel; I punched him right in the greel
by The Dawg July 27, 2004
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Lincolnshire seaside natives terminology for tourists - especially applied to those during 'Chisit' fortnight.
Uh-o - another grokel in the village
by turnip October 12, 2004
Get the grokel mug.dave grohl is the coolest guy ever. former drummer of nirvana, and current lead man of foo fighters, he enjoys poetry and long walks on the beach.
1. dave grohl likes to rollerskate with his friend sadaam.
2. dave grohl is having a secret love affair with awesome person jessica goldman.
2. dave grohl is having a secret love affair with awesome person jessica goldman.
by Jess. July 23, 2008
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Goo swallower
Oral fucker
Regional dick sucking champion
Elected mayer of gigolos
Licker of the asshole
Intimate son of a bitch
Cockgoblin
Kueer
Goo swallower
Oral fucker
Regional dick sucking champion
Elected mayer of gigolos
Licker of the asshole
Intimate son of a bitch
Cockgoblin
Kueer
Mr. Gorelick is all of the above
by jdupon21 January 5, 2010
Get the Gorelick mug.a. ) A technique of cooking originating from iceland which mixes both broiling and grilling.
b. ) An equivalent to spot on, kouta, mayst or moil.
b. ) An equivalent to spot on, kouta, mayst or moil.
a.) "mmm Björn, this broiler tastes amazing groiled."
b.) "that youtube video of a twitching eye is groil"
b.) "that youtube video of a twitching eye is groil"
by Barry Kouta. May 25, 2010
Get the Groil mug.The bomb ass boy at my school. He doesn’t take shit from anyone and stands up for himself. Honestly he’s looking for someone to rely on, a true friend. He defends his honor and is multitalented. He can keep all your secrets and is very loyal. He knows who the snakes are and doesn’t play their game. He’s so funny but understanding and serious at the appropriate time. Grely is great.
by Riceeissa January 4, 2018
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