Grinalds

1. An amazing athelete who excels at sports. Notable Grinalds': Andrew Grinalds and Lucy Grinalds.

2. To totally mess something up beyond repair.

1. Dayum that Michael Phelps is such a Grinalds.

2. I can believe she called the cops! She totally Grinaldsed it up.

or

He just got us all expelled. What a Grinalds.

by meow__ February 13, 2009

Grindlesnatch

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.

"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."

by tastynessy December 15, 2011

Throw it in the grinder

When your day is going bad, you put in all the weed you have into the grinder and smoke your sorrows away.

Also can be used if your having a bad day and just want something to ease your day. (alcohol, cigarette, etc)

Person 1: fuck today sucked
Person 2: what are you gonna do now?
Person 1: I'm gonna throw it in the grinder.

by Peckydoom April 7, 2010

grinchitude

Adopting a view of disdain or scorn towards Christmas and the Christmas spirit.

It's time those liberal lefties dropped the grinchitude and got into the Christmas spirit.

by Patrick E. Parker December 10, 2008

Grinchmas

Loosely based on the holiday of Festivus, Grinchmas is a time to degrade and embarrass all and any who you deem deserving. Grinchmas is celebrated from midnight of Christmas Eve to 5:45 AM of Christmas morning. Social networks are commonly used to spit grinchmas venom far and wide.

Damn, did you see what was said about Mark Dorsey during Grinchmas? Poor guy's feelings must really be hurt.

by GrinchmasMiracle December 27, 2010

Grindr Gaze

The look you get when you realize how you recognize the guy you've just locked eyes with

"Dude, I was at the movie theater and I gave this guy a Grindr Gaze. I wonder if he recognized me..."

by Alexw92 December 15, 2014

Grind dancing

A girl rubs her ass up against a dude dick wist dancing. The boys hands are typically on the girls hipbone.

Me: Did you see Danny and Crystal grind dancing last night?

Person: Yeah I heard he got a woody

Me: I didn't know two people could dance pressed together so tightly.

by Calmheros February 21, 2015