granola gal

A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.

That's the smelliest hariest girl I've ever seen. She must be a granola gal!

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

granolamuncher

Patcholy oil smelling, unwashed, unshaven, stink farm, bent on saving trees see treehugger or hippie. Wears birkenstocks usually is armed with a guitar with bad tune and/or a hemp footsack/footbag see also hackysac. Should save the world on their time not ours.

Did you smell that? That granolamuncher needs a bic and a bar of soap, they just stunk.

by Bob February 7, 2005

Grason

A nice guy who tells the best jokes and will help you whenever you get into a bind. Usually very tall and carrying around a lot of books. Grasons make loyal friends and are kind to all small animals.

Man, that guy is such a Grason, he helped me with my math homework again!

by Anniemouse March 10, 2015

Grato

Of smokeable Tetrahydrocanibinols that produces a euphoric sensation beyond a mindset of normal mentallity, mainly deriving from the imaginitive part of one's coniousness

Would you care to hit this grato with me?

by Joseph Jennings Ovelman June 13, 2006

Graboid

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that thing? It looked like a graboid.

by UUUUUU April 3, 2009

Grayon

Someone of an unintelligent nature;
Fails to complete simple instructions;
Cannot comprehend the idea of personal space, feels like they are special but they aren’t.
Just all around sucks.
Can be describing an object or a place.

Man I wish I could win games but all I get are grayon teammates.
*trying to watch a video but it keeps buffering* Can my WiFi not be complete grayon right now?

by Sansperry December 4, 2018

Granola Virus

It's the Corona Virus but for idiots who thinks it's called the Granola Virus

Random Idiot " Ay yo G have you heard of this Granola virus its bare peak and that cos it kills people"

Another idiot " Nah G are you sure you don't mean the Corona Virus cus that's peak and that"

Random idiot " Nag G trust me and that it is a new Virus they invented"

by Gay aint you April 1, 2020