apple grabber

a person whom serially grabs/punches random people in the balls to cause pain and for there own personal amusement

"shit man, i was walking down the street yesterday and some apple grabber got me right in the balls"

by wedders&dalton2k9 June 16, 2009

ball grabber

A girl who is so attractive you feel a slight tingling in the lower regions of your body when you see her.

Person 1: "Dude you see that girl over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah she's a total ball grabber."
Person 1: "Agreed."

by aperson// July 17, 2016

Dangle Grabber

When you are having butt sex with a girl and her vagina is so loose your testicles get stuck in he butthole.

I was ass fucking your mom and I didn't realize she was a Dangle Grabber until I pulled my dick out to shove in her mouth.

by Top Infidel February 28, 2017

Bacon Grabber

Bacon Grabber was 1920s slang for "repo man."

Man 1: Hey, what happened to your new car?
Man 2: I missed too many payments and the bacon grabbers took it away!

by Francis ornot August 22, 2021

sack grabber

1. a metal coat hanger, unbent for maximum reach and precision at emasculating males, especially baseball players.

2. a person intent on sabatoging the genitalia of one or more male individuals.

Watch out for John, he's got a sack grabber.

by jesse wboothe February 3, 2006

Dick Grabber

1 : A chubby female creature of Lake Havasu known for her:

a : indiscreet grabbing of large dicks

b : unfortunate willingness to reveal her buttonhole upon the prompt, "Show us your BUTTHOLE!!!"

2 : Disgusting excuse of a girl, easily ridden of by a tangerine fastball to the eye.

"Dude, that chick keeps grabbing everyone's dicks!"
"Fucking Dick Grabber. I bet she's banging Ditka."

by Yatties October 31, 2014

Coconut Grabber

A person that you hate with a burning passion

"Dude Jeremy is a fucking Coconut Grabber he ate my doughnuts "

by HerbertHooves December 24, 2021