Horny Gorilla

The act of doing a one-arm lock-off or pull up while masturbating with the other hand.
The act of doing this in public is called a Harmabe.

Harry: Ewan, I heard you did a horny gorilla on the tram.
Ewan: Nah mate did a Harambe

by GORILLA GAINZ June 4, 2021

Gorilla piss

1. High quality concoction of PCP and formaldehyde in liquid form for soaking cigs or weed, usually sold in glass bottles from vanilla extract (known as a 'stract). see fry wet or dip.
2. Strain of cannibis named after the slang to imply high quality.
3. Term for any drug of high quality, mostly used by those uninitiated into PCP culture.

Yo, let's go get dipped out... but I'm not wasting my money unless it's some GORILLA PISS. Strong as King Kong and twice as dumb.

by Dj Mateo in 713 March 2, 2019

gorilla glue

strong weed high in thc//the opposite of a reggie

"damn i need me some gorilla glue but my gas say he only got reggie "

by rel.da.gas April 20, 2018

gorilla mask

The end result of shaving one's pubes and gluing them to someones entire face as prank or punishment.

Jeff's dumb-ass got drunk and passed out again, so we gorilla masked him.

by NickDaBrick March 28, 2013

Gorilla Handshake

When two men reach for something under a table with their feet and unwittingly clasp toes together like they are holding hands.

Bill dropped his pencil under the table. Dale thought he would help him grab it. As they both eagerly grasped with their toes, they ended up in an awkward gorilla handshake. Neither of them spoke of the incident again.

by Moore Johnson July 25, 2011

Gorilla Tag

A game of where every middle schooler and kids below 12 meet up. if you have long arms, prepare to get mass reported because you don't have the physical body of a 11 year old child.

I play GORILLA TAG. I'm a 12 year old kid who didn't hit his growth spurt!

by CrazyMortix April 27, 2022

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007