kiss off goodbye

kiss off goodbye a more polite acceptable way to tell someone to fuck off and you never want to see them again

my girlfriend cheated on me I told her to kiss off goodbye

by littlejimmie December 9, 2019

goosey

To examine an object or situation. Derived from the sayings, "To have a gander" and, "Goosey-gander"

*Client*: My computer keeps freezing up.
*Repairman*: Well lets have a goosey then...

*Man in pub to mates*: Have you lot had a goosey at that lass by the bar yet?

by Revisor June 10, 2005

Irish Goodbye

When someone makes an exit without advance notice or saying goodbye - thus avoiding any displaying any emotion.

When does Joanna work next? I was hoping to ask her about a shift swap.

Joanna doesn’t work here anymore. She gave us the Irish goodbye. Litterally - she resigned and went to Ireland.

by Chargenurse September 29, 2018

Gooby

The blob that appears in the corner of one's eye every now and again...

"Dude you got a bit of a gooby going on there"
"Really? Cheers dude" *wipes*

by Siby September 21, 2005

Gooby

Commonly used as a term of endearment for someone who is goofy, yet adorable. Most people use it as an intimate term, because its so cheesy if others hear, they might become uncomfortable.

Boy: "I love you, gooby!"
Girl: "I love you too!"

OR

Girl: "Jake, you're such a gooby head!"
Boy: "Nuh huh!"

by Gooby Queen April 17, 2014

Goodbye cruel forum

A shorter form of I'm leaving the board forever, usually posted by people with ADHD, PMS, or menopause, CAPSLOCKERS, dyslexics, n00bs and duh-weebs who are disoriented because they haven't taken the time to learn how to properly use a particular forum's features or interact with people on it.

1. N00b posts message and returns three weeks later and can't find it because it has been scrolled off to the second page by three weeks worth of newer messages:

Who did you $&*^@* delete my message!!! Goodbye Cruel ForuM?????

2. ADHD sufferer submits several messages, after each of which is notified that each message will be reviewed for posting; is too impatient to read that, so:

WHY CAN"T I POST MESSGES LIKE ANYBUDY ELSE? GOODBYE CRUEL FORUM!!!!

3. Capslocker: I WUZ CALM DOWN TIL ALL YOU TOLD ME TO CLAM DOWN!!! GOOD BYE CRLUE FORUM!?!!

4. Dyslexic: I dono wat u mean by my nice gisnature, but u shudnt talk to peeple that way! Goodby cruel forum!

5. Duh-weeb tries to insult someone, but replies to the wrong message and insults someone else. That person replies in kind, and duh-weeb tries to insult him too, but again replies to the wrong message and insults another innocent bystander, and on and on...

Why are all you guys on his side against me??? Goodbye cruel forum!!!

by Downstrike November 8, 2004

Goodbye kiss

The act of kissing someone before he/she leaves . Instead of actually saying goodbye, you say it by kissing. Sometimes can be done on your partner before leaving the house to go to work. Sometimes can be done to end a relationship . You end things with your once significant other because you can no longer be with that individual anymore. Things are no longer the same so, you and the other must move forward in life. You don't want to dwell and hurt them anymore, so you say goodbye through a kiss . A goodbye kiss can leave someone in their feelings . A goodbye kiss also gives closure on that relationship , so the two can move on. Sometimes a goodbye kiss can be the last kiss.

Him: " We can't be together anymore."
Her: "Why!?? I don't understand!"
Him: " I'm bout to go."
Her:" Please don't ! "
Him : * kisses girl goodbye *
Her: " What was that for ??!"
Him: " It's a goodbye kiss."
Her: * starts crying*

by Jena74 July 4, 2017