A state reached after gooning for a prolonged amount of time. Similar to hypnosis, you become one with the goon. A stiff breeze or a sudden movement will be enough to make you cream cheese all over the place.
Teacher: Brayden is in the back of the class with his eyes rolled back and his lip quivering, I think he’s in a state of goontosis.
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!
by Waukee fan man February 16, 2024
Get the goontosis mug.Goontosis means the state of gooning so much your mind gets taken over by the amount of gooning that you are doing, and you just get taken over and then get so much pleasure, you pass out.
Aidan - Oh no! Junior is going into goontosis!
Junior - oh shit... i-i think i lost my gooning streak *busts*
Junior - oh shit... i-i think i lost my gooning streak *busts*
by So, we're trolling. February 18, 2024
Get the Goontosis mug.Goontroconvulsive therapy or goontroshock therapy is a psychiatric treatment where goontosis is metaphysically induced by flashing terabytes of adult film content through a brain computer interface all in a moments time sending them into a seizure like state. The device contains a chip and electrode arrays of more than 1,000 superthin, flexible conductors that can transfer however much data you want in mere seconds.
I heard Jeremy went and got some goontroconvulsive therapy work done. I don’t notice much of a difference in his personality or anything strange, although he does seem slightly happier. I ought’ to try it sometime Tom... You’ve heard of goontroconvulsive therapy, have you not?
by GalaxySniffer420 February 20, 2024
Get the Goontroconvulsive Therapy mug.Goontosis is a disease one may contract from overly gooning. It causes blisters on the genitalia area, as well as rashes. Goontosis may be treated with medication, but cannot be cured.
by GH0STGOR3 February 20, 2024
Get the goontosis mug.The heightened state of gooning, similar to enlightenment for gooning. The individual who reaches goontosis can control their sperm like an air bender for avatar, also known as a cum bender.
I once saw a robber running away after robbing the bank, but he was struck down in a barrage of sperm pellets controlled by someone who achieved goontosis
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
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“I have been gooning”
“since?”
“may.. may 2022”
“oh my your in a full blown state of goontosis”
“I have been gooning”
“since?”
“may.. may 2022”
“oh my your in a full blown state of goontosis”
by Tbvnks February 21, 2024
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