The most alpha of all the boys. Fueled by Bacardi and Jell-O shots, Goob elevates his physical and mental state and becomes “Alpha Goob”
by Alpha Goob July 9, 2020
Get the Goob mug.When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.
Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!
by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017
Get the goob lube mug.The feeling of being simultaneously slighted, bewildered, and filled with a strange cosmic ennui that one experiences after watching the 2009 Canadian comedy/drama/fantasy film Gooby, or a similar feeling imparted by a similarly bad movie.
by stefanomcsmorin June 2, 2025
Get the Goobed mug.A word that can describe someone who has failed college algebra 6 times. This is something that is not possible and has been achieved by a few people.
by Not Edwin Guzman April 20, 2023
Get the Goob mug.To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.
You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.
by miss_greeny October 21, 2025
Get the Goobing mug.If you ever get called a goob, prepare for your life to become a spiral of pain and torment the word its self seems harmless but it is really a gateway for ancient evils to enter this world and corrupt your mind.
by Scotbot February 7, 2019
Get the Goob mug.A term of endearment for addressing a friend, loved one or partner that is a 'goob' or has a 'goobie' personality. A goobs is typically someone who is sweet, kind and extremely goofy in a lovable way.
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