Gondom

Gay condom. This can go one of two ways - on one hand, gays don't use condoms since they want to have AIDS, so saying you're "using a gondom" means going bareback. On the other hand, when gays DO use condoms, since the condom is specifically going to be used for gay sex, particularly anal-spelunking, it stands to reason that gondom is an applicable term.

Noun: I have a pocket full of gondoms for when I go out to the gay bar, drink gay drinks, and have gay sex with gay men. I'm a responsible gay!

Phrase: That bitch is so horny she insisted I used gondoms - now I think I have AIDS. I should have just punched her left titty and taken her wallet.

by Dracula Apebiscuits May 31, 2009

Gondola Quotient

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god

person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day

by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009

Gogote

Can also be written as Gogot can be used in many ways to describe a penis or call someone out as an idiot.

Pas fer to gogote la: Don't act like a dick.
Souse mo gogote: Suck my dick.
Mo gogote: Used to show disbelieve in something someone just said.

by Grocokmov September 22, 2018

stowe gondola

The act of dry humping with ski gear on.

We went in the woods and she hopped on top of me for a Stowe Gondola

by Dutch B December 26, 2006

gangout

when all members of a solid group of friends get together to hang out.

maggs: Hey stef, beers tonight?
stef: sure, anyone else coming?
maggs: yeah! mark and nick are down!
stef: yay! its a gangout!

by s_krask November 19, 2009

hormone-a-gogo

Any place where one or more women gather to gossip, cause drama, bitch, whine, and otherwise be miserable wretches together, because their hormones are out of whack, and they refuse to seek proper medical help.

Last night's show became a hormone-a-gogo.

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

Gingologist

a person who studies red heads

do you know any gingologists around here i gotta get my ginger friend checked

by raumy and Palmer March 7, 2011