Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016

GAFER

Give a Fucker- someone who gives a fuck.

Friend: Man you really give a fuck, dont you?
Me: yeah, what can I say? I'm a GAFER.

by Rapunzeli June 11, 2018

Gonera

A condition when your dick withers up like a Mrs. sunshine rasin and eventually departs from its former owner

A kid in our class recently contracted gonera. RIP his 🍆

by KahootKid March 30, 2019

gover

Old French- Derived from the old French surname Govier
Means light bringer.

It is likely that the name was initially bestowed as a nickname during the Middle Ages. Similiar to Aphos

Gover couldn't wait to visit Japan. He had been planning the trip for months

by depressed panda June 5, 2020

gooferdog

When you’re new boot goofin all the time. Big personality, big goofin.

Caroline is always a gooferdog. You should see her when she gets a new candle.

by soccershrub January 5, 2021

Terrible Golfer

A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.

That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer

by Jeffery Hart August 22, 2011

Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012