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goblin porn

the name given to the random pages of porn you find in the wood, park etc.
guy1

"man theres goblin porn in the woods"
guy2
"i m on my way..."
by bradman491 May 5, 2009
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SARM Goblin

A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).
Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!

Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!
by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023
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Pink Goblin

A vagina that is so gruesome and scary looking that it just might detach itself from the body and beat you to death
Stacy's pink goblin must be stopped before it kills again
by The Iceman November 15, 2004
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goblinbox

(GOB 'lin boks) n., slang. Any kind of device (computer, PDA, cell phone, GameBoy, iPod, or television) that relentlessly sucks up all of your time and attention. If you're reading this, you're utilizing a goblinbox right now.
You might have a S.O. who wishes you weren't pasted to the goblinbox who's hollering, "Turn off that blasted goblinbox and come to bed this very instant!"
by BuzzD November 9, 2008
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goblin pong

Dude, we ran out of beer and went to goblin pong. I don't remember much after that...
by GeorgieQ November 8, 2006
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Goblimetry

The act of pulling some real annoying low down shit on people, aka, some real goblin shit
Random man, victim of perpetual goblinomics: Why do I keep falling for this damn Goblimetry!
by FriedCarp March 26, 2023
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Hooch Goblin

Person who drinks way too much for their own good.
Dude, Tim's mom barricaded herself in her room and drank ten bottles of rum. What a hooch goblin
by cappinniggashins February 7, 2010
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