Glutton Cups

When food binging results in hiccups.

I had Chipotle for breakfast, four beers for lunch, and Chinese takeout for dinner, and now I've got the glutton cups.

by ToborTheGreat December 15, 2015

Gluten Eyes

The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.

Hey Fiona did you eat pasta again? Those Gluten eyes are freaking me out.

by Spritz4lyf May 16, 2016

Gluten Heaven

Gluten Heaven can be found inside any country style restaurant.

Welcome to Gluten Heaven our special today is chicken fried steak with gravy ,biscuits and choice of waffle or pancakes.

by Jsncsub October 9, 2016

Glutavion

A woman's glutes or ass.

*ORIGIN* The Word Glutavion is composed of the word Glutes (muscles located at the higher reer of the booty) and Avion originally meaning air born or anything flying, now a slang term attached to any word to enhance the initial word giving the word infront of avion a higher meaning hence Glutavion , a booty out of this world!

Example 1
Guy 1- Yo broo you see shawty over there?!
Guy2- Hell yea bro , I finna hit her glutavion

Example 2
Guy 1 - Yo she gave you head yet?
Guy2- Na but i hit her glutavion

by @Theofficialmicdee February 17, 2018

Glute Flute

Your butthole turns into a glute flute when you fart and you hit at least two different notes in a single fart, or a string of farts.

Tina played a mean glute flute when she ripped ass in the 7-11 last Wednesday.

by WAKEGRIND March 22, 2019

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019