Gissel

A woman that always takes the kids

Husband: we're getting a divorced!
Gissel: find but i'm taking the kids!
Husband: what!

by Thexxxone August 29, 2019

Gisele

An amazing girl who has a few friends that she really trusts. She always makes amazing jokes and is incredibly sarcastic. She's also really pretty. While she might seem innocent and nice she's secretly really kinky and gives out amazing handjobs. Whenever she walks past Planned Parenthood she always takes at least one handful of free condoms.

Bob: hey have you seen Gisele?
Abby: yeah! I just saw her leave Planned Parenthood! I think her purse was full of condoms!
Bob: really? She always seems so sweet and innocent

Abby: of trust me, you need to get to know her

by kneelinginthatbathtub June 18, 2017

gospel

absolute truth (from a term for a message expected to trigger a positive reaction, in turn derived from the name of the first section of the New testament in the bible)

Today we have too many people who mistake urban legends for gospel.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2011

Gisele Bundchen

Overrated brazilian model that everyone in U.S. tired hear about her.

Looks to Gisele Bundchen noose that's not beautifull afterall.

by Phair September 25, 2006

share the gospel

To have gay sex. Termed after George Alan Rekers, a religious conservative and co-founder of the homophobic "Family Research Council", who was spotted returning from a European gaycation with a male prostitute hired from Rentboy.com. When asked to explain his conduct, Rekers said that the rent boy "let me share the gospel of Jesus Christ with him with many Scriptures in three extended sessions".

That Catholic priest was able to share the gospel with over 9000 of his altar boys.

by OygaBoyga May 16, 2010

gissella

Gissella is the most kindest person ever. She plays mean but she isn’t. She loves music and the arts. She flirts a lot with boys too. People can get jealous of her beauty but she’s an angel from heaven. She’s really sweet and kind. She is so beautiful and doesn’t know it. The boys are all over her, She’s a Gissella!

person1: Is That girl over there nice ?

Person2: She is really nice! She’s a Gissella !

Person1: She’s sooo beautiful

by Qqhhhvdrrt23 May 18, 2018

Gisselle Mendoza

Gisselle is divine. A goddess. Gisselle is a woman who has natural beauty that overrules makeup. Gisselle is a woman who is kind-hearted, sweet, warm, and beyond gorgeous. Gisselle is the kind of woman someone wants to spend the rest of their life with. She is the kind of woman everyone wants to have kids with. Besides being the best person because of her personality, she is sexy. Her beauty, her smile, her laugh, her amazing hair, her body stops the world and slows it down. She is worth more than life itself. True beauty. She is an angel in human form on earth. She is heaven on earth. She is heart and soul in human form. She is the love songs I write about. She has tough days, but she still puts it aside to fix your tough days. She is the light in every dark place. She is the one that keeps people going. Gisselle is a woman you love. Gisselle is a woman you give the world and more to. Gisselle is a woman you fight for until your very last breath. Gisselle is the woman I love.

I’d love to and would be honored to date Gisselle Mendoza.

by YourHiii November 1, 2018