genius

A person who has excellent skills

None other then farooq genius

by jami0307 May 15, 2011

Stable Genius

Neither

A stable genius is an example of neither

by Kazimierz May 2, 2018

genius shit

A genius shit is when you take you work/laptop with you to the toilet to carry on working whilst you shit to optimise working to shitting times.

Dave took a genius shit last night to get his work done, he came up with some really good stuff

by RKellyR April 20, 2016

Genuisms

Coined by Kendall Morrow in the popular track "Life is a Stuggle" in his second beautifully reverbed chorus. Kendall Morrow got his start early in middle school, the song got so much negative press he had to convert to islam and change his name to Jordan

White people are not capable of being genuisms.

Let me be genuisms with you brother, your Benz is crispy.

by Haligan114 July 12, 2019

Genius kumtwatwaffle

The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.

Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.

by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022

wannabe genius

a person who constantly is putting forth the image of being a genius or an intelligent person (usually by mimicking tv or movie characters), when in actuality, he or she is mediocre at best.

Someone who superficially seems bright, but once they open their mouths, make a complete and total ass out of themselves.

"Man, what's with Russ' new thick rimmed glasses? He has perfect eyesight"

"Yeah, he's a complete wannabe genius. Total phony."

by zu-zu-beans November 1, 2013

computer genius

What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.

Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.

by guy354 September 17, 2016