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Gets my noggin jogging

Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.
Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.
by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019
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The Goatse.cx Lawyer

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.
The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!
by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004
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Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie
Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!
by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011
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blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 29, 2008
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Gears of Whore

One who is obsessed with GOW and displays the following symptoms:

Red eyes

Fear of chainsaws

Uncontrolable urge to drop the F-bomb

Has gained the "Seriously..." achievement
Joe: Dude look at Mark, he is a total Gears of Whore, he's clocked in over 20,000 games of GOW.
by W0uldn't y0u like t0 kn0w? January 7, 2009
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gearstick

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.
Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.
by dougla14 May 18, 2011
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From G's to Gents

A show that consists of 14 "Gangsters" going through the process of becoming a gentlemen, by doing various challenges and following lessons such as chivalry, etiquette, business savvy etc etc. A very popular show on MTV, hosted by Fonzworth Bentley.
Dude 1: Whaddup', you've seen From G's to Gents yesterday? It was the season finale!

Dude 2: Aargh! No mang, totally forgot to check it, who won?

Dude 1: Creepa did!

Dude 2: Always knew that cat would win ya feel me?
by DH-boy March 6, 2009
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