Gastonophelia

The indescribable spontaneous urge to watch Beauty and The Beast.

I just grabbed 5 eggs from my fridge and

(Nobody eats like Gaston!)

now I have to watch Beauty and the Beast. Must be my Gastonophelia.

by DirtyBarbie November 3, 2010

gaston college

A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
Or
A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.

Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life

by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016

Gasstationist

People with a severe lack of things to do that "hang out" in gas stations
mostly populated in eastern Europe and Russia by "марозu"

1: Wanna hang out?
2: Sure let's waste 3 hours in a gas station for no reason whatsoever
1: people started calling me a Gasstationist because i look like a мароз

by cuntslayer27 May 28, 2018

Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out

I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated

by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018

Garstang Academy

The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room

Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists

by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019

Gasterfingers

Gasterfingers is a way to describe something that is interesting. Or if you can’t find a word to describe something.

This information is very gasterfingers.

Or
That’s quite gasterfingers.

by Maurice<3 September 10, 2023

Nylah Gaston

She's such a beautiful girl and will achieve anything. She loves thicc boys and she is thicc to. Nylah is amazing, talented, smart, achievable, gorgeous, and fantastic. She can get any boy with one amazing look, she is also black with fluffy hair, and has a family of 4

Student 1: Man Nylah Gaston is so cute, I wonder if one day I will marry her.

by Nylah Gaston December 9, 2019