Guido

An Italian-American that pretends to be Italian by: Talking with a thick New York accent; driving their cars way too fast with techno music blasting; dressing in tight clothes/valour, with their hair slicked back, gold chains, bracelets and rings and chest hair sticking out; usually being of ignorant towards gays and minorities and disrespectfull of woman; lives in Staten Island or Howard Beach, Queens; gives Italians a bad name although it's okay for Italians to be guidos as long as they dont share the aassholee attitude that most guidos do.

"Nice valour suit, you look like a guido"

by DiZzY DeViL dUcKy January 9, 2004

Guadalupe

Guadalupe is a big booty girl most likely ghetto asl. Hates fake ppl. Will fight a bitch. But on the bright side believes is god and will never stop!

"Damn...Guadalupe looking sexy over there!"

by LilPrincess101 July 5, 2017

guido

an italian who is culturally challenged and makes us real italians look bad.

Hey did you guys hear, Kim Cignarella is going out with some guido from Fairfield, what doosh bags.

by traytraytray December 28, 2005

guido workout

A workout which you will witness in almost any commercial gym up and down the country, but especially so in Liverpool. The guilty parties are skinny, scally males who believe that sitting on both the bench press or bicep curl machines for a few reps on each will sculpt a herculean body that will make female jaws hit the floor. They perform the workout with weightlifter gloves on the ends of their stick-like arms, and as they are usually exercising with about 5 or 6 mates, they have intervals of 5 minutes between sets thus making all their "hard work" completely futile. Little do they know that the back and the triceps need equal attention as the previously mentioned body parts, as do the legs, abs and shoulders if they are to look remotely athletic and not end up with man-tits on their skinny bodies. But whatever, the higher the percentage of scallies who are deformed, the better I say.

Hehe, look at those wankers doing that guido workout.

(half an hour later) Ok, I really do need to work my chest here.

by Anonymous May 4, 2005

Guadalajara

Second biggest city of Mexico, it's also the place where Tequila is cheaper and are a lot of Mariachis.

- Next vacations I'm going to Guadalajara
- That's a cheap Tequila from Guadalajara

by Ozcar December 26, 2004

guiditude

The attitude of a guido; the state of having a guido attitude.

"Have you seen that my new haircut video? That guys got some guiditude. Who likes jaeger bombs anyway?"

"Sweet hair gel, workin' some serious guiditude."

"Hey, lose the guiditude."

by guidotom April 17, 2009

gudala

A sexy man that moves away after the 3rd week of school

Yo, can’t believe Gudala moved away! He was hit though

by YRG_Coop December 14, 2018