Christmas Grief

The sadness you feel inside of yourself for not getting what you wanted after you've opened your presents.

Guy 1:"Whats wrong dude? You look like you've been hit by a brick."
Guy 2:"No, it's just Christmas Grief."

by Osmoses_Jones December 22, 2008

Cripple Grape

The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.

Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.

by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011

tasty grape

The act of spooning a grape out of another's asshole with your tongue.

Last night I pushed a plump grape into her ass and had me a tasty grape.

by bpelk May 3, 2013

purple grape

Thanos

That’s how to use it ^ (Thanos the purple grape)

by Thanos TheGRAPE August 8, 2019

good grief

unbelievable, shocking, something that is hard to imagine though seems to happen on a potentially recurring basis.

Good grief, is he running around the neighborhood again in his boxer shorts?

by Doctor Livingstone May 20, 2005

Griefer

A "Griefer" is a term most commonly used in GTA V referring to someone who repetetly kills/blows up players or cargo for no reason.

That A**hole is a griefer.

by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020

Grape Rape

Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.

Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.

by shitlikeroses July 3, 2010