gormley

a retarded midget that has an IQ of 1.5, lacks talent of any sort except for penis/semen consumption, can fit an entire banana in his mouth

Is that gormley with 5 cocks in his mouth all at once? wow, he loves that cock, he's been going at it for 3 hours!

by gormley's pimp May 26, 2003

gormless

A person wiv the inteligence span of a dead fish

That Ben Browns a gormless focker

by Jamie Elsworth May 1, 2005

gormless

based on Roald Dahl's Matilda: people who aren't dull or stupid, but arrogant and narcissistic

well if look at the current British slang definition of gormless, it certainly wouldn't describe Matilda's parents in Roald Dahl's book, so I'd say gormless should have a new and improved meaning

by Sexydimma May 24, 2016

ye bik gayi hai gormint

When an angry aunty puts forward her displeasure with the corrupt Indian government.

Ye bik gayi hai gormint, ab gormint mein kuch nahi bacha hai.

by Laude ka baal 69 April 10, 2017

Gormless

Someone lacking so much of a clue they don't know ass from tit. Completely lacking in gorm.

Salesman: You're gormless

Josh: gormless?

Salesman: Yes! You've got no gorm!

by JaD August 5, 2018

gormless

A person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. They say and do things that make you scratch your head. They have the tendency to either drool and/or accumulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. They tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look asexual.

1. "Fuck me, look at that gormless bastard, what is that?"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

Gormball

Where someone looks gormless or completely vacant. Used in the Sheffield/South Yorkshire area.

Guy #1: Mate i really don't like that photo of me.
Guy #2: Why not?
Guy #1: I look like a frickin gormball.

by Toddeh August 10, 2012