glass ass

A sick clip shown on the page "glassass.com"
Putting a big jar into your ass

A:Did u see the glass ass video.
B:Yeah, it was sick.
A:I liked it...
B:Weirdo

by joonas12344321 January 27, 2009

glass table

When an extremely attractive female defecates squatting atop a glass table, while a male lies face up underneath the table to watch.

"She's so hot, I'd glass table her any day"

by Anonymous Abe January 8, 2009

glass ashley

When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.

Dude I'm so thirty, I could drink a gallon of glass ashley.

by misterrrrrrt May 13, 2011

Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.

Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."

by Clich January 19, 2014

Glass bottom boat 2

One person lays under a glass coffee table jerking off while the other person squats over the table takes a shit. Then after the guy cums the girl or guy pisses on them.

Hey DJ can we do a glass bottom boat 2?

by Smashley420420 March 6, 2014

Glass dream

A fantasy about, or wish for something greatly desired, which is sure to be shattered.

1) It was a glass dream that Donald Trump would make America great again.

2) Brexit seems more and more like a glass dream in the making.

3) Finding an honest politician is nothing but a glass dream.

by Cyberfossil December 11, 2018

Glass Bottom Steam Boat

Neatly place a piece of saran wrap over your lovers chest. Take a shit on top of the saran wrap. Carefully pick up the saran wrap and have your lover lick the condensation off the bottom.

I wanna fucking give your mother a glass bottom steam boat.

by JETJOCK March 20, 2009