GILF

Geek I'd like to fuck.

Melonie always talks about fixing floppies, handling hard drives, and interfacing the mother board...she is such a gilf.

by TomBrown February 23, 2011

GILF

GILF is an abbreviation for "Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck." It can be used to define old celebrities that are still smexy, such as George Clooney and Marilyn Monroe.

"Dude, look at that lady over there, she's so hot."
"Yeah, that's totally a GILF!"

"That chicks a total knockout."

"Man, that's my grandma."
"Whoa, GILF moment."

"Wow, Brad Pitt is a GILF."

by catbasketcase August 22, 2011

GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.

"I'm a Gilf," said Queen Elizabeth.

by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

Gilfriend

A Grandmother you'd like to have sex with that is also your girlfriend. Derived from gilf derived from milf.

Dude your gilfriend is so hot it looks like she melted!

by Goose&Reacher June 28, 2018

Gilfing

The act of sleeping with a hot grandma

Me and the hot grandma are gilfing

by TheDJ05 November 2, 2018

Gilf

Grandma I'd Like to Fuck

"You know what I was just thinking? Fuck getting me a Milf I need a Gilf and that 401k, tbh"

by AnxiousAnonymous November 6, 2019

GILF

Governor I'd Like to F*ck.

-as in GILF Palin.

by GF34598304 October 29, 2008