Gaethan

That sexy ass light skin Dude from tradewinds

Who’s that gaethan over Dere

by Gaethan September 25, 2018

Kevin Garty

Being a Kevin Garty is being an elitist, narcisistic trust fund baby who causes unnecessary drama through lies, manipulation and bully tactics.

Wow dude, seriously, you are being a Kevin Garty right now. Get away from me you phony black belt!

by Clampus March 30, 2023

Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020

garph

Someone who sniffs little girls bicycle seats!

"Old man Wilson is such a garph. Look at him sniff those seats!"
"Thats the third time this week!"

by christopher dougherty July 9, 2004

narfle the garthog

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.

Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004

Gareth

A really amazing person, you can stay up til all hours of the night talking to him. Oh and he's penis is HUUUUUGE like juses crusty it's huge, like wow, omg. Wow

Wow that's a big penis, must be a Gareth.

by Damkru February 3, 2017

Gareth

from the welsh meaning noble and honourable. A very common name within Wales often shortened to Gaz or gar. Also the best hubbie in the whole wide world.

Me "Gareth can you make me a cuppa?"

Him "Course honey x"

by babyd0ll February 3, 2010