Gamblor

a demon which encompasses the soul when at a casino, house of cards, sports betting website, lottery kiosk or any other gambling outlet; usually resulting in frivolous betting and the loss of excessive money.

Adam was up $500 at the casino, then Gamblor took over...he had to hitchhike home.

I was in the hole for $300. Gamblor made me think I could win it back. Boy was I wrong...

by mat_84 March 2, 2009

Gameless

A person lacking or having absolutely no game or swag.

That guy Nick is so gameless, he couldn't even get laid at a whore house.

by little-nuts April 28, 2011

gambling

when your not sure if you have to fart or shit and you take the chance any way thats what gambling is all about

doug gambled and lost and shit his pants insted of letting out some harmless gas

by joe brown pimp king May 4, 2005

gemble

(v) : The act of playing Bejeweled competitively for money.

Who needs to go to Vegas when we can gemble right here on our cell phones?

by AnonymousCowherd July 2, 2012

gambler's ass

A condition that causes one's ass to become sore. This typically occurs after sitting in uncomfortable casino chairs for long periods of time.

I've got a serious case of gambler's ass after playing blackjack for the past 8 hours.

by LPD3 January 23, 2009

Snatch Gambler

One who gambles with the snatch.

"Don't hang out with her unless you are confident in your SNATCH GABMLER skills."

"Mark's mom is a SNATCH GAAMBLER. I saw her with my sister yesterday on the kitchen floor!"

by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Garblefuck

An exclamation used to describe a situation of complete suckage, that can only be described as such

your friend: dude, that homeless guy just took a shit on your coat

you: GARBLEFUCK!

by thepersonwhodidyourmomlastnigh May 31, 2010