Jungle Fungi

A commonly used term used to describe any type of STD or VD. Usually when caught in Africa.

"I'm so getting some tonight" Johnny
"Back off man, you don't want to get any Jungle Fungi." Adam

by SauceyJ219 October 4, 2008

fungi

Someone who is a pleasure to be with. They make interesting conversation, plan enjoyable excursions and are somewhat unpredictable, but that's all part of their charm. The Fungi is typically a thirty year old underachiever. They drink moderately and frequently, but rarely get drunk. When they do get drunk, however, it's hard to tell, because they're always very amiable. They are sweet drunks; gentle and amiable by nature. They live by themselves, but they keep in touch with people and don't become isolated from the world. All in all, I wish there were more Fungies in the world.

Jonathan: "Timothy is a real Fungi, don't you think?"

JoAnn: "I certainly do. He told the most hilarious joke the other day, but I blush just thinking about it." <blush>

Jonathan: "I can well imagine. He could be a comedian."

JoAnn: "I don't think so. He's a Fungi, but he doesn't have the drive to do anything ambitious like that."

Jonathan: "You're probably right. In all likelihood he'll work at the TurkeyJurkey the rest of his life and die friendless and alone."

JoAnn: "I'm sad now." *sob* "I get so sad thinking about the future."

Jonathan: "I'm getting hungry. would you like to grab a bite to eat?"

JoAnn: "Okay, maybe it will cheer me up. I feel so sad." *sob*

(They go to lunch)

by Adam Sampler September 14, 2005

fungi

A lifeform that behaves like both a plant and animal. It reproduces asexually using spores, or seed-like cells. When the spores germinate, they expand and consume whatever food source is on hand, be it living or dead. When the living mass is ready to reproduce, it sprouts spore-containing structures.

Mushrooms and toadstools are examples of fungi.

Yeast, Athlete's Foot, and ringworm are also fungi.

by AYB March 18, 2003

Fundip

When a girl licks your fingers after you finger her pussy or asshole.

I was freaked out when Jenny gave me a fundip last night!

by Jeffrey Robinson July 22, 2007

funcious

adj. means to make fun more fun! Way out of this world. Making a object, place, or a thing seem more appealing.

The ball was funcious to play with, even though it was popped.

by Australia June 14, 2005

funbortion

the act of killing a fun or enjoyable activity before it has started.

The cops committed funbortion when they arrived before we could even open the alcohol.

by m3ph15t0 April 14, 2011

Fubbie

The act of being both fat and chubby simultaneously

Plural: Fubbies

Other Forms of Usage: Fubbiest, Fubbier, Lil Fub, Fubs, Fubbing

That cat is the fubbiest thing I'd ever seen

by Miarika April 22, 2015