failton

Failton is a hybrid word consisting of the two words "failure" and "Specialton." This word can be used as an insult for someone who messes up something that is simple.

You know Oliver? He's a right failton at work. He just can't do anything.

by Failton June 4, 2018

Filthy Frank Phenomenon

The filthy frank phenomenon, is a phenomenon when a famous / infamous person, usually an idol (like Filthy Frank and Senzawa) suddenly abandons their existing career to pursue a new career (same or different) but with significant personality change.
They usually disconnect themselves completely from their old life and act as a separate entity to their past , though some events may trigger flashbacks of their past and sometimes brief actions that mimic their past behaviour may surface.

I miss the old Mark, he went through a Filthy Frank Phenomenon

by derpy fischy February 27, 2021

Brain filters

Brain filters are what filter what you see and how you see it. They help you understand and recognize everything you see. If your brain filters are "clogged", you will begin to misunderstand things and mistake them for something else. If this happens to you, you need to change your brain filters. You can prevent damage to your brain filters by getting plenty of sleep.

I saw the letter w as zero today. My brain filters must need changing.

by Aricia Azure February 6, 2010

Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that

dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)

by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021

Filthy Folletta

A Sexual Move in which a piece of Bacon is put inside of a fat hairy chicks ass and either eaten out before or after anal sex.

I was so drunk I gave that huge bitch a filthy folletta.

by JesseQ January 22, 2008

filthy cuban

This occurs when you take a nasty shit and have to wipe excessively. Small pieces of shit paper get lodged in your ass hair and these become rolled up like a cuban cigar and are generally a nice yellowish brown color; thus a filthy cuban!

Man, I have a horible case of monkey butt; I have a couple of filthy cubans lodged in my ass.

by jakesony December 29, 2007

Filthy Nigel

Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.

If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!

"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."

by Filthy Nigel March 22, 2009