friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.

She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.

by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013

Friendship seat

The seat in a row of airline seats that isn't a window seat or an aisle seat. A middle seat.

Analagous to bitch seat in a car

Mike: Hey Joe, let's switch tickets
Joe: No way, I don't want to sit in the friendship seat

by Tomas K December 22, 2008

friendship meme

A meme between friends. The next step up from an inside joke, in which the meaning is shared between members of a substantially large friend group.

Today I realized my friend group was held together by friendship memes.

Nice friendship meme, fam.

by GarbageWizard April 30, 2015

Flirt Friendship

a girl/guy friend that you flirt with a lot but are only friends. At the moment anyway. Like a step towards being bf/gf, and not quite friends w/ benefits.

Hey, how's your flirt friendship coming with Sarah?

Oh man, it's going great. I think we might be close to making it official.

by alexnoell February 27, 2009

Fathom Friendship

A relationship wherein the participants obey the rule of social distancing. That is, they maintain a separation of six feet (one fathom) when meeting.

To avoid infection and the deep-six, Noah and Naomi strictly adhered to a Fathom Friendship during the pandemic.

by SeniorMoment54 September 28, 2020

intergender friendship

A relationship between a man and a woman in which both parties see eachother on a regular basis, enjoy hanging out and watching movies together, go out to eat, don't show a large sum of affection to eachother, and are not sexually driven to be with one another.

NOT to be confused with a serious or romantic relationship.

John and Anna have been dating for a long time but in reality they are just friends.

by gensome87 January 29, 2004

friendship tax

small amounts of money that are borrowed without having to give it back.

joe - hey, can i have that quarter back that i let you borrow yesterday?

geoff - are you kidding? dude, its 25 cents. friendship tax. don't be such a cheapo.

by mcballin January 11, 2009