dirty foster

Like a Dirty Sanchez only you stick your finger in your own ass so that she does not see it coming.

I was going to attempt the Dirty Sanchez but I think she was suspicious, so thinking on my toes, I busted out with the Dirty Foster instead.

by Foster from Delta 1/222 April 23, 2005

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

Jodie Foster

The "Jodie Foster" or "Jodie" is a slang term for Manhattan's Lower East Side. So called because the neighborhood's frequently used initials also sound out a slang term for lesbian, of which the "Silence of the Lambs" star is one of the most iconic.

"Hey, there's this party on the Jodie tonight, you down?"

"Isn't Jamawl from Bed-Stuy?"
"Nah, he's from the Jodie Foster"

by Nom Chompsky September 29, 2009

The jodie foster

You skeet in your hand, and then proceed to flick the pastie remains in a persons face to get there attention.

Ted: Man, last night I could not quite reach the remote control, so I served my bitch the Jodie Foster.

Joey: Sweet!

by Serth Cerk August 11, 2006

Foster Face

A gag reflex face. The face you make when you gag unexpectedly.

While recieving his blowjob, Foster came faster than than he had anticipated, and it surprised his woman. He came so fast and unexpectedly, that SHE couldnt help but gag! We call it a "Foster Face"

by ACE'd January 20, 2008

Arlene Foster

Name given to a scandalous person within a government office.

'The Justice Minister is an Arlene Foster, all these scandals he's involved in'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 10, 2018

Salty Foster

A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.

After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.

by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017