Fumble the bag

Messing up when the stakes are high, and losing out on a (usually financial or LP) gain.

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

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Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

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trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

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Bag Fumbler

A community of producers that originated from Mai's discord server and became a music making collective on the SoundCloud platform releasing beat tapes. Mostly canonised with being extremely horny (down bad), sad and inclusive into their family-like community. They are friendly and have gained a fair amount of popularity, both good and bad.

He is sad and sampling old jazz music in the dark, battling beat block; that is probably a bag fumbler.
I cannot escape the fumbler disease!

by Grey Franko December 2, 2021

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Coin fumbler

Someone who can’t handle his coin/money is called a coin fumbler. The friend you are referring to is most likely to seppeku himself.

If you get called a coin fumbler you need to immediatley explain the situation and show everybody involved you are capable of saving money or try to laugh ut off so everybody eventuelle forgets the incident.

Coin Fumbler: “Fuck man i lost my rent money on crypto.”
Friend:”Yeah it’s quiet risky. Happend to me to done that been there.”
Coin Fumbler:”I lost some profit in my Business too… and got towed… and the wheel of my car broke”
Friend:”Oh man your quiet a unlucky guy. You need to stop fumbling your coin you Coin Fumbler.”

by HasikHasbik69 December 16, 2021

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