Floofery

The act of being a floof/floofer (see floof/floofer under my definitions)

This floofery has gone on far too long! You cannot act like a reckless feline forever.

by PhatBoiLotto May 3, 2022

Flooferpug

A pug that is a floofer. Flooferpugs are cute, and so floofy that almost all photos of them are their fur.

Man: Have you seen that viral new photo of the Flooferpug?
Woman: yes, it’s entirely it’s floof, you can’t even see the dog in it

by Puggus thine Puggus January 11, 2025

Floofernelius

Very iconic and is justified in their hate for Earwax

Me floofernelius and im here to say, “I hate earwax because they’re gai 😁”

by FloofyPenguin0 October 6, 2025

The floofers

floofers The floofers is when u wash/condition your hair and after it dry’s it get’s really soft and very puffy

Jesus Jimmy, I just got the floofers how am I gonna get this to look good for my date with Carly tonight.

by Ya boi ehms June 7, 2018

floorer

Someone who has just started on the sitting hierarchy. These individuals have no seating privileges, except on the floor, hence the name. The hierarchy goes as follows: Jeffro, floorer, benchwarmer, scoocher, bencher, ultimate bencher.

While Luis is an ultimate bencher, Courtney prefers the solitude of the ground, so she stays a floorer

by Kevin Lopes May 4, 2006

froofer

A froofer is someone who has an afro or extremely curly hair. Can be used as an insult.

Anyone that would wear that is a froofer.

by GetchaSwagOnWillis! September 24, 2011

Flooper

An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong

For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.

by SetterMama January 22, 2012