fisting for compliments

When you're an attention whore and you feel the need of constant attention, but you suck at self-pity so you fist people until they shower you with applause.

Maynard: Wow, I am so gross! I will never be fine fresh n fierce :((((
Peggy: Cool.
Maynard: You don't take pity on me and give me sympathy by calling me pretty? Would you change your mind if i fisted you?
Peggy: Go away. Stop fisting for compliments...

by tamiapoop March 30, 2011

Snake Fisting

When your mate is chatting up a girl and he makes moves to the bar to buy her a drink, you make your moves on her and pick her up for yourself. This may not always work depending on the attraction between her and your mate. There is also the high risk that your mate will perform this act upon you when your positions are reversed. Snake fisting is a good way to get your mate angry and makes a fun game while pissed as a maggot. Avoiding being snake fisted may be hard as the girl may think your a stooge for not going to buy her a drink when in natural fact you know your mates are watching her waiting for the fist. snake fisting in sign language can be denoted as, holding your elbow with one arm, and the arm thats being held is up right, while holding a fist and moving it around like the head of a snake.

1. WTF waynos just snake fisted that dude.
2. Lets do some snake fisting tonight
3. I want to buy a drink but ALdawg is gonna snake fist me.
4. Snake fisting for the win.

by SRT070 July 21, 2007

Triple Fisting

Inserting three different fists in to the anus or vagina, wherever there happens to be more room. You can get the third fist from a friend. (owwie)

British man has three beers in his hand:

Hot girl named Kirstin: oh, you're triple fisting it, eh?
British Man: Excuse me!?!?!?!?
Hot girl named Kirstin: you have three beers in your hand.
British Man: In my country that means to fist...using three fists.

by Love, Anna April 5, 2005

dry flirting

- Flirting with someone but not trying to show it.
- Calm flirting
- the COOL way to flirt without being too sexual or making yourself seem like a horny dick.
-Flirting without making it seem like you just wanna fuck

Girl: I am the best thing
Guy: I really do believe you
Girl: Dont be dry flirting me. I still want my child support money!
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Guy: Nice lips
Girl: Which ones?
Guy: both. -__-
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Good Remarks to "getchu some":

1) I can hold that lacefront for you so it won't fall off while i hit it from the back.
2) Wanna fuck? I can get you a paperbag for your face.

by Wordsofanaddict April 20, 2011

Bro Fisting

The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.

Once drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.

At this point the bro may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.

Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.

Force your fist into the bro's anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.

Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.

Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.

Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!

Bro fisting announcement: I bro fisted the shit out of you last night bra

by Stinkfist the lubricated July 7, 2010

fisting

The act of inserting ones fist into either a vagina or rectum. It requires patience and excessive lubrication. It is a popular practise among gay men.

Walter and Bertie decided that this evening they would take turns in fisting Horace.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

flirting

1) Something extremely fun to do around the opposite sex.

2) The most annoying thing anyone can do with your boy/girlfriend.

1) "It's sooo fun to flirt with him! He's so hot!"

2) "She should stop flirting with my boyfriend before I become violent..."

by nikkoliah September 30, 2009