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Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and clap her in the ears and run.
by u69 September 9, 2020
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Flashbanged

Getting flashed with a powerful flashlight

OR

Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)
*Person A shining a flashlight in Person B's eyes*
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!

OR

Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god
by goofy bat February 13, 2025
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Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”
by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021
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Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020
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Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time
Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!
by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022
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Flashbang

When you don't have enough time for a gangbang, you can instead do a flashbang for a quick sexy time.
Surprise flashbang! We'll make it quick and painless.
by Dizmustuh69 October 1, 2017
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Romanian Flashbang

The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.
I gave this girl a romanian flashbang, i think she's traumatized.
by bebbeee December 9, 2024
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