spam filter

With AOL, a feature that prevents you from reading important mail, but shows you spam in your inbox.

If you use AOL, remember to check your inbox for important emails. AOL calls it your "spam folder."

by anonymous May 7, 2005

poop filter

Used to filter fecal matter. Used similarly like a cheesecloth is used to filter off the whey from curds but instead used on turds. The end result is a slightly oily brown liquid that can be used as is on salads and pastas. It can also be heated to remove the water content and turned into a kief to be smoked.

"This salad is disgusting whats in it?"
"filtered poop"
*vomits*

"lets bust out the poop filter"
"sure"

by kakabrain May 25, 2007

Chat Filter

A piece of software that everyone wished it never existed,it covers a swear word with hashtags or (Content Deleted).Usualy exists in MMORPG games(ie.Roblox,CSGO,RSS,etc)

*Garry TKed Jerry in Battlefield 4
Jerry:#### you ############## TKER
Garry:What are you saying?
Jerry:Damn chat filter.........

by SuperUnicums June 10, 2018

Friend Filter

The process of using a friend to properly filter through tons of information normally found through google.

I had to use William as a friend filter, there was just too much information to go through.

by Ghost2human May 6, 2010

semi-filter

To break part of a cigarette butt to ensure maximum tobacco consumption. It was originally done to prevent smoking in contact with the butt that somebody else already placed their lips upon.

I really needed a pack of cigarettes since I was so stressed out so I said fuck and I semi-filtered that single Newport.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

sober filter

A feeling of intermediate drunkenness where you can cycle out your sobriety and drunkenness mindsets at will. Switch from one to the other whenever you want. Still able to satisfyingly make smart executive decisions and maintain control when your sobriety is needed crucially.

Person 1: How is that guy still leading here us at Emily's place? All of us are drunk out of our minds like him but he keeps moving us forward. He's something else
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.

by Mr. Unconditional Love October 18, 2019

Cigarette filter

When one farts so much in one day (without starting) that a thin tarry film is created on ones underwear

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I farted so much I got a cigarette filter

by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020