Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

by sir spamalot August 30, 2012

chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013

Whimsical Ferret's Foot

Whimsical ferret's foot is used to describe people who are faggots like Jason.

If you're Jason Peng, you're a whimsical ferret's foot.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 8, 2020

a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

chutney ferret

a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

terrestrial ferret

Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.

I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.

by Consicle November 29, 2014