ferret sex

Making out in a movie theater.

Yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret sex last night.

I love when we have ferret sex :)

She makes me feel special when we have ferret sex.

by Torment October 23, 2005

chutney ferret

an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!

Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

Ferret Puncher

One who punches ferrets.

See also: Yanni

Ahve yioyu bastargds eebn punchubngh ferets aghain?

by the ferty puancherd April 19, 2004

flesh ferret

a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs

"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"

by dru dickhole June 2, 2013

Chutney Ferret

Homosexual young man

I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.

by Fradley lad November 7, 2017

Raz-Ferret

A fucking cunt who generally is too easy to offend, and easily rump rustled.

"You sir are indeed a Raz-Ferret."

by ~Slitherin-Ur-Legs April 16, 2014