felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016

Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

Felcher

1.Someone who consumes Seamen from another persons orifice

2. Slurpin' ya cum from an ass or sumfin

to felch, felching, felched, felch wizard

Dave Slammed his bird in da ass and exploded iz load up er. Den Drank it. Felcher Innit

by freddy felcher June 18, 2006

felchit snowballer

A guy who likes felching and then shares it with his partner!

Are you seriously a felchit snowballer, that's disgusting!

by Krazykev22 May 16, 2010

Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.

Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!

by SawOwls May 12, 2014

felcher

Someone who butt fucks a man or animal, and licks off the remnents.

When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.

by Jason March 26, 2005

felcher

suking custard out of the tea towl holder

stoking a hairy arse, filling it with cum & sucking out the goodness with a straw

by Anonymous August 29, 2003