fatness

coolness, sweetness

that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!

by nitro June 30, 2004

Tammy Faye

The act of applying large amounts of makeup to the face.
One who wears too much makeup on.

My mother looks just like Tammy Faye with all of that makeup.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

fagnet

A straight male whom gay males are strongly attracted to...

My boyfriend John is a fagnet--the gays just love him!

by Wosefole April 6, 2009

fagnet

A guy who attracts homosexual guys like a magnet. Usually the fagnet is not gay himself.

Sally: Hey Tim, wanna go to the gay bar with us? They always have better music there.

Tim: Love to, but I'm a real fagnet. I always get molested when I'm there. Think I'll pass, but have a great time.

by Lex Sleuthor June 6, 2009

fagnetism

The natural phenomenon that causes the inseparable attraction of faggots. It is characterized by fields of faggotry force. It is the force exerted by a fagnetic field, an alluring force of gayness, which converts normal human beings into faggots.

Why did you invite those faggots Nick and Donovan? When they are together, their fagnetism is increased ten fold. If we don’t leave now we will be drawn into their fagnetic field by the faggotry force, and in turn become faggots.

by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006

Fanelli

an italian who is often angry at the fact that he/she is constantly surrounded by ignorant inbred rednecks, hillbillies, and straight-up assholes.

man, i feel sorry for that Fanelli. them rednecks keep spittin' tobaccy on his new car, what assholes.

by VinIMVU January 4, 2012

Man-Faye

A male cosplayer famous for it's trauma-inducing representation of Faye Valentine

I saw Man-Faye and my eyes started to bleed.

by Ragnarok September 26, 2003