Fartsnack

A Fart so intense that victims will taste it in their mouths. Eggfarts are the best example, but there are so many brands of fartsnack that it would be hard to list the many flavours of the rainbow that exist. Many "cooks" would agree that fartsnacks are best enjoyed after being served in the Dutch Oven, but most credit is due when more than one patron enjoy your scrumptious homemade snack from only one serving with no effort at all. Not to be confused with Scoopy Snack which is thrown in face or Dutch Oven which is forced inhalation. A fartsnack can often be enjoyed by more than one person with no effort at all sometimes in the case of eggstenuating circumstances, escape is not possible and there is nothing to do but enjoy the snack until there is none left to enjoy. LMFAO

Moms Butt: "FFFFFFLLLUUURRRRRRPPPPP".
A few seconds go by...
Jake: "OMG, Roll down the window that is so terrible."
Jamie: " I know I can taste it back here."
Jake: " I am positive that was the grossest tasting fart I've ever enjoyed, Mom."
Mom: "Come on guys you said to bring snacks for the road trip, I just happened to bring fresh fartsnacks.
Jodie(in Las Vegas on cellphone): "Wow, I didn't know smell could travel through a cell phone but even I tasted that one from here."

by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013

factsious

Factsious a word from the Chinese Dicktionary used as a better way of saying facts or fact it’s more proper doper and just all around sick.

Guy 1:Yo that girls booty is so good lookin
Guy 2:FACTSIOUSSSSS!!

by nowaaloco November 13, 2020

Fartsel

A made-up word for someone who's annoying.

Can you stop PEEING ON MY FACE TIMOTHY!?!? Ohhhhhhhh my GOD, your SUCH a fartsel.

by bobtheslobthebob February 8, 2021

Fartsnaggled

Getting forced to eat a fart

"bro you hungry?" "yeah bro, why?" then they would continue to say "Get Fartsnaggled, noob" and fart in their hand and shove it in their face

by TheKingPotatoo November 15, 2022

Pumping farts

The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.

Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*

by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019

Old farts matter

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face

Old farts matter

by Kingofdick June 9, 2020

Mandem Farts

When one of the crodies rips an absolutely stinky fart near you. The person farting is often gang-affiliated (or pretends to be)

“Yo fam what’s that smell?”

“Probably just Mandem Farts”

by CK2neat April 20, 2022