A digital pseudo-reality boasting your 'Real IP Address Self' has hundreds of close human 'friends' beyond those you actually have. Yet, the preponderance of these are anomalous entities, much like avatars or quintessences of the collective imagination of those involved. These pixel-meld hallucinations are typically of someone you have never met, never will, or even if you did, you wouldn't recognize each other, which proves the point entirely. 'Friends' are virtual, semi-actualized characters who 'liked' something you said in a lucid moment; are attracted to someone you resembled; were amused by a photo you posted; or related to purported fun or drama.
But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!
But since they are never online after befriending you (& they think you are weird if you write them later or think they are actually there) it shows you have bought into this parallel macrocosm of distortedly amplified friendship. Participation severely underlines your extreme insecurity about having few or no 'real' friends since you are willing to make friends with anyone under the slightest pretext & even buy into a scam that gives you a warm, fuzzy sensation of being part of a benign worldwide social network (that may not even include your actual family & friends), but is mainly trying to sell you stuff via tailored ads that materialize on the right, regarding everything you talk about. Just post any word that crosses your mind to see behind the fabric of this lucrative venture. Ka-ching!
Q: You spend all day on FakeBook! We never go out anymore!
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?
A: I Unfriended you on FakeBook long ago! Why are you still here?
by ZeroG August 29, 2012
Get the Fakebook mug.A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks their a fan of any of the ICONic Boyz from ABDC season 6, when they really know nothing about them.
A fake ICONiac is someone who has a picture of Vincent Castronovo and labels it T-$, or a picture of Madison Alamia and labels is Jason Smith.
A fake ICONiac is someone who "supports" the ICONic Boyz because of their good looks.
A fake ICONiac is someone who calls T-$ fat.
A fake ICONiac is someone who doesn't support Vincent or Tony for leaving the group.
A fake ICONiac is someone who says they love the Boyz, but hates on some of the members.
A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks the ICONic Boyz are good dancers "for their age".
A fake ICONiac is someone who only supports one of the Boyz, and not the whole crew.
A fake ICONiac only thinks there's 7 members of the crew.
A fake ICONiac loves the Boyz, but dislikes GEO Hubela.
A fake ICONiac is someone who has a picture of Vincent Castronovo and labels it T-$, or a picture of Madison Alamia and labels is Jason Smith.
A fake ICONiac is someone who "supports" the ICONic Boyz because of their good looks.
A fake ICONiac is someone who calls T-$ fat.
A fake ICONiac is someone who doesn't support Vincent or Tony for leaving the group.
A fake ICONiac is someone who says they love the Boyz, but hates on some of the members.
A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks the ICONic Boyz are good dancers "for their age".
A fake ICONiac is someone who only supports one of the Boyz, and not the whole crew.
A fake ICONiac only thinks there's 7 members of the crew.
A fake ICONiac loves the Boyz, but dislikes GEO Hubela.
Jenn: I just found a new quote!
Abe: What is it?
Jenn: "Starve a bully, feed your soul. STAND GRAND!"
Abe: Who made that?
Jenn: Nick Mara from I.aM.mE!
Abe: So...you're a fake ICONiac, huh.
Abe: What is it?
Jenn: "Starve a bully, feed your soul. STAND GRAND!"
Abe: Who made that?
Jenn: Nick Mara from I.aM.mE!
Abe: So...you're a fake ICONiac, huh.
by facespaceGRANDer August 23, 2011
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Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
by deacon frost November 24, 2014
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by Keep it real with me July 23, 2018
Get the Fake people mug.Fake outrage, usually generated as a way of trying to create a controversy for the purpose of political smearing. Often used as a weapon of both left and right-wing tards who may or may not use threats to achieve their goals. Usually involves but is not limited to emotional appeals involving issues such as gay rights issues, racism, religion, etc.
These individuals can be easily identified by refusing to engage in logical debate on said issues, because they either are incapable of doing so or they are purposely doing it to 'stir the pot.' Instead, they regurgitate talking points in an attempt to appear educated on a topic when they really aren't.
These individuals can be easily identified by refusing to engage in logical debate on said issues, because they either are incapable of doing so or they are purposely doing it to 'stir the pot.' Instead, they regurgitate talking points in an attempt to appear educated on a topic when they really aren't.
by yammy November 15, 2012
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Person who's never watched anime in their life: Yeaah bro I like anime ya mean Naruto right??
Person 2: Fucking fake weebs
Person 2: Fucking fake weebs
by JayRain August 7, 2020
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Despite the fact that Tom didn't value Mike or view him as a friend, Tom pretended to be Mike's friend because he knew Mike would take him on a nice vacation; by doing this, Tom is being a fake person to Mike.
by Chicago_guy_312 July 29, 2013
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