Faink

used to describe something that was created for bullshit reasons.

Goop's vagina scented candle is faink.

by Failed Perception Check January 15, 2025

fainty and dainty

when you feel like your going to faint but are pushing through it anyways, feeling dainty because you are simply just a girl. More specific to people who have POTS

“Wow i feel really fainty and dainty-“
“Go sit down.”

“Man, i dont feel too good…”
“Are you fainty and dainty too?”

“What do you mean fainty and dainty??”
“I feel like im gonna faint… and that i feel light as a feather like a dainty princess…”

by Luckydudesday February 22, 2025

Faint

Describing a person lacking any substance or character.

(X) is always talking trash without merit. They are so faint.

by Candycore May 16, 2025

Destructive Fainter

A person prone to fainting in a manner that results in little or not harm to themselves, but causes catastrophic damage to property or bystanders.

"...Danica redeemed her fame as a Destructive Fainter when on her way down she broke the priceless mirror and damaged the wall."

by Wine Destroyer May 13, 2018

Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

by Coke Can June 5, 2018

paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Dirty Faine

A girl that will take your creampie and rub it over her nipples.

Gotta be thick . She likes good coverage.

Hooked up with a girl and she did a dirty faine after i creampied her .

by Crustytoes January 20, 2021