National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021

faily

a family composed of fail. portmanteau of family + fail

Massielle: "I had a faily today. a family of epic fail. the nastiest trashiest people ever."

Me: I wonder if that's on urban dictionary...

by NoUseForAPseudonym September 6, 2011

friley

retarded person that could build god with a block of wood and a pocket knife

he friley'd that piece of wood

by jesus April 1, 2005

Farley

Derogatory term for a white male used by African Americans.

That Farley can shoot but he too slow.

by Fes June 11, 2006

failee

someone who fails at everything. Or someone who has committed an überfail or faiola

Employee: Sir I poured toxic waste over everything because I tripped.
The Boss: You failed. You failed everything you are a failee

by the grim failer July 5, 2009

Failed abortion

A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word

Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally

by BrettTEM May 20, 2019

Failed Harpoon

When cupid's harpoon fails.

That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.

by awk-man April 15, 2010