futterbingers

IMish for butterfingers. Meaning, clumsy, particularly doing typoes.

Actual example, copied and pasted from IM:

Downstrike: ALready thger.

Downstrike: already there

Downstrike: Just call me futterbingers.

by Downstrike May 27, 2005

futted

fucking gutted same principal as hutted

"babes you coming alton towers?"
"naa babes i can't, got no dolla"
"im futted for you kid"

by lazio November 19, 2007

Nucking Futs

A word used to disguse swearing when at an event where u will be scorned if you do. An acronym for Fucking Nuts

This is Nucking Futs

by hamghetti... September 19, 2006

futt

A flatus. Usually one that sounds like "FFTTT". Often heard from Dydoo.

(Someone emits a FFTTT sound from their butt)
Dydoo: Hahaha did Vishpoo futt?
Deemdoo: Hahahahahahaaha yup he futted in his sleep!

by Deemdoo August 4, 2007

Fatts

Usually used to say someone is fat.

Danm man she had the fatts

by NOPANTSDANCE June 12, 2006

Futt

when you fuck a butt so hard it turns red and starts to bleed

i gave josaline a futt last night

by plastic mailbox April 27, 2009

futterman

a person with an extremely small penis. often has to use a magnifying glass to urinate.

Oh God i think he is a futterman!

by DJ Dougy K. July 29, 2008