fourbie fuckwit

A fourbie fuckwit is the shit stain on the ass crack of society. Usually someone with a Ranger thats been lifted with the biggest tyres they could jam under it, fitted with 700kgs worth of accessories including the shittest ebay flares they could find. Driving style is always angry, everyone is in their way and road rules dont apply. Their dreams and aspirations are hoping one day they will get distracted rolling up a dart and smash into a small car killing the entire family because they have turned their car into a battering ram to do sick sand digs on the beach.

Look there's a jacked up 4x4 with bricks for flares hard up my ass weaving around.. yep its a "Fourbie Fuckwit"

fourbie fuckwit by TG45 October 13, 2022

Absolute fuckwit wankers 

Urban Dictionary

Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers

Absolute fuckwit wankers by Team Bubble Tea October 27, 2014

commitment fuckwit 

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com

12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit

commitment fuckwit by dearest123 October 14, 2011

a fuckwit genius called pinochio 

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

a fuckwit genius called pinochio by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

idionic moronic fuckwit

This means that someone is dumb and very stupid.

That person is such a idionic moronic fuckwit.

idionic moronic fuckwit by niki44 June 19, 2009

get your fuckwit on 

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

get your fuckwit on by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008

get your fuckwit on 

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

get your fuckwit on by mr marszalek December 27, 2008