FuckWit

A person who was blasted out the womb like a Canon and shot out the window at birth

Kiss my ass, FuckWit!

by TommyTazadeh April 24, 2023

Fuckwit

Someone who is so mother fucking stupid.

You see that lizzy girl? Yeah she's a fuckwit.

by p0yzn May 7, 2015

Vainglorious Fuckwit

Term defining Donald Trump and/or all known associates, past and present.

"Did you read the latest 2 am rage tweet by that vainglorious fuckwit in the White House?

by Cantankerous Coot June 5, 2025

fuckwitable

A person or entity who matches and also identifies with your energy.,beliefs, practices, morals and common interests.

My friend and I have never crossed each other.
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"

by Whitejaz January 20, 2023

Fuckwit

Someone really stupid or dumb.

"Dude Josh is SUCH a fuckwit."
"I have to agree bro, he is so dumb."

by HONESTLY I'M NOT THAT ORIGINAL January 2, 2016

fuckwit

A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.

"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.

by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021

fuckwit

A term of endearment for someone who does silly/stupid things to make people laugh. His actions might be questionable but the intention is good.

A real legend of a human being

My mate is the best, such a fuckwit!

by L0v3Fo0L June 14, 2017