fml

What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.

Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.

Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.

I know because this happened in school today...

Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen?
Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home!

by TxA. September 9, 2011

FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.

Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."

by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009

FML

Acronym of Fuck Me Laughing.

FML, he's so french. (Fuck me laughing, he's so french)

by Fooofter May 28, 2011

fml

feed me, love

"Hey, babe"

"Fml"

"Fuck my life? What are you trying to say?"

"Oh, no. I mean, feed me, love."

by bandsffl February 17, 2015

FML

For More Loss. Everyone else thinks it's F* My Life, but I like to think this makes a more polite complaint...

Ugh... My alarm didn't go off this morning and I was late for work AGAIN! FML...

by artspoken April 11, 2015

FML

It means 'Fuck My Life'... People use it when they have a fucked up life but usually on a social media when texting

Bob: How's your mum, Kasey?
Bill: Dude, that's my sister. And my mom died.
Bob: Ugh, fml.

by j.k.k January 3, 2016

Fml

Common term for fuck my life

"I have a science test tomorrow fml!"

by 8-6 love him March 13, 2016